dean and cas getting drunk and acting like complete idiots together.
cas telling bad jokes (“dean, dean, what did one ocean say to the other ocean?” - “no idea.” - “nothing, it just waved”) and dean falling off of the couch because he’s laughing so hard.
dean getting out his camera phone and taking ridiculous pictures of cas until cas makes dean be in the pictures too. they end up with dozens of finger-over-the-camera, bad-lighting blurs and only a couple of bad selfies, but dean saves them all to a special album anyway.
dean and cas trying to make out but they keep bumping noses and foreheads and at one point cas even accidentally knees dean in the groin, so they end up just laying on top of each other and giggling instead.
dean and cas spending the entire next day in bed, nursing hangovers and occasionally snuggling when neither of them feels like they need to throw up. sam rolls his eyes at them at least a hundred times that day, but dean only throws a pillow at him, tells him to turn off the light, and crawls back into the little cocoon of blankets and cas that is his bed.
(by Tanea Hynes)
metatron’s opening is gorgeous he doesn’t deserve it
►Joseph Gordon-Levitt, the tiny book of tiny stories vol. 2 (♟)
" dance more; smile all the time; tell lots of jokes; enjoy yourself ”
dean rutting up against cas’ thigh with his face buried in cas’ shoulder and hands clutching cas’ shirt and coming all over himself with a soft moan i think that needs to be discussed
everybody who comes at dean is like “you’re so desperate you want people to love you you don’t want to be alone” like
how are those even insults
"i know your secret shame, dean: you’re a living human with feelings ha ha you don’t want to live alone in a swamp like shrek you want to have friends wow who does that you’re pathetic i bet you want to hold hands and make somebody dinner"